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                                                    |    This page was originally named Poop on a Stick, and then was changed to Defecation on a Stick because I felt that poop was probably too strong of a word, and then today when I logged on and read Defecation on a Stick, I thought to myself "what the heck is wrong with me, that is disgusting" so now it is Zipper Lint, which is altogether happy.
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                                                                | These penguins should keep you entertained until I actually get something put on this page :) Ok, let's face it: I have not done anything to this page yet, and I won't be doing anything to it anytime soon.  I apologize.  But, I do hope that you like the penguins :) |  
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                                                                                        | Mike Sez: "'Electric Uncle Sam' really rocks a horse's bootie hole!" Nov 99  
 "What's up Holmes?" Mar 00-present
 
 "Damn it, quit playing with that ball in the freaking hall!" Mar 00
 
 "Want to see my nipples?" Oct 00-present
 
 "Ericas in Germany? I didn't know she was gone." Feb 02
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